One mile(ish) run course
| place | time | name |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 6:24 | Trapper Pussy MD |
| 2 | 6:26 | Just Shut the Fuck Up (STFU!) |
| 3 | 6:50 | On The Cock |
| 4 | 7:35 | Mamma’s Little Accident |
| 5 | 8:02 | Shafted |
| 6 | 9:59 | Blown Shart |
| 7 | 10:25 | Fedora |
| 8 | 10:45 | Just Zack |
| 9 | 12:25 | Foot Thong and DJ Jizzy Jew |
First Place Relay
| place | time | name |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 6:03 | Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer, La Hymen, 3 Holer, Max Ass |
| 2 | 7:45 | Will Ho, Just Anna, Michelle Vick, Ready Prick-o-Watt |
Bike Beer Mile and a Half
| place | time | name |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 9:32 | Numbass |
| 2 | 11:35 | Felter Smelther |
Puked the most (by far)
1st – STFU
2nd – Fedora